Dumb Blonde Jokes

By: Gery Hofmann

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.

Q: What do you call a blond behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.

Q: What would you do if a Blond threw a hand grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: How do you get a blonde to stay in the shower all day? A: Lend her your bottle of Shampoo that says "lather, rinse, repeat".

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

Q. How does a blonde kill a fish? A. She drowns it.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, "ALL BLONDES AREN'T DUMB?" A: No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they go answer the door.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.





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